Channel 0 Oneshots-Party tips*Dcat, Noah, Nakato and Neko are shown wearing various party hats in a room decorated for a party*
Dcat: It’s almost party time!
Noah: Yeah, everything’s decorated, food table looks great. Nothing left to do but wait for the best party ever!
Neko: Best party ever!
Dcat: Now we know, your party is probably not going to be as good as our party, but we can help you make it a little bit better.
Noah: Party Tip #1: Invite the right people. People who will make the party fun. Like this guy!
*man doing palm farts to Bohemian Rhapsody*
Neko: Party Tip #2= Running out of food at a party is a real problem. In the middle of party, have a Scavenger Hunt! And have your guests find: pizza pie, assorted vegetable platter, pigs in blanket, and hamburger.
*shows Rizzo the rat holding a list*
Rizzo: I don’t get it. Where is the vegetable plat-oh right, I ate the entire thing.
Usopp: Tip #3= Everyone has their party at their house. But you should have the party where you’re not su
Channel 0 Oneshot-A World without Twinkies[Note from author: I know the entire Hostess scenario happened two years ago and now they’re back, but I just can’t help but wonder what would’ve happened if I had an account in Devianart.net at the time. I probably would’ve posted this! ]
*Dcat is standing in the middle of the room, and every OC and real character we know is going nuts around her*
Dcat: *whips out a microphone* On November 16, 2012, it was announced. Hostess factory shut down. Currently, not Twinkie, Ho-ho, or Ding-Dong is being produced.
Luffy: THE TWINKIES ARE ALREADY GONE FROM EVERY STORE!
Dcat: We have to stay strong people! Whether you’ve prepared yourself for this Doomsday scenario.
*shows Animal wearing an Army helmet, holding a double-barreled shotgun, standing in front of a shelf of Hostess pastries*
Dcat: Or you need help in dealing with your snack cake addiction.
*Fiona grabs Dcat’s arm*
Fiona: I know you have one…give it
Channel 0 Oneshots-Introducing Jakob FenNeko: So, what are we doing for one-shot today, Dcat!
Dcat: Well, for starters, me and Noah’s cousin is coming over!
Neko: …you have a cousin? I didn’t know Jyabura had siblings.
Noah: Actually, he’s from our stepfather, you know, the second guy Anne Cane dated after Pop and before Sigma.
Neko: Oh. When is he coming?
Dcat: He should be here any second.
*from outside. Loud car engine is heard followed by loud banging metallic noise*
Man’s voice: Eh, Dcat! Noah! I got my horn fixed! *sound of car horn playing La Cucaracha*
Dcat: He’s here!
Nakato: he ran over the garbage cans!
Dcat: Jakob Fen!
*tall man walk into room. He had a dark blonde hair and mutton chops, wearing a black and green Hawaiian shirt, a white undershirt, aviator shades, khaki shorts, and sandals.
Jakob: Dcat! Noah! How have you been doin’?
Noah: Very good. *high fives Jakob*
Jakob: You guys don’t come down to Manhattan anymore.
Dcat: We’ll, we’ve been very bu
Channel 0 Oneshots-9 Movies that Make Men Cry[Warning: This One shot contains spoilers for the following movies: Braveheart, The Iron Giant, Brian’s Song, The Natural, Conan the Barbarian, One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, and Old Yeller]
Dcat: Today we’re going to review all of Bruce Willis’s movies.
Noah: There is one that makes me cry. I don’t want to talk about that one.
Dcat: Wait! Which one?
Noah: I don’t want to say. I’ll be embarrassed. It’s not manly.
Dcat: Don’t be embarrassed. There’s a team of jerks in Hollywood who dream up ways to make men cry.
Noah: The special formula is to target your man strings.
Dcat: So guys, watch out. There are certain movies out there designed to make you cry like a baby.
Noah: Really bad stuff keeps happening to Mel Gibson in this film. He’s Scottish, so he has to train with rocks. It keeps raining on him. They kill his dad, they kill his lady friend
Channel 0 Oneshots-History of Television*shows Animal wearing a light gray button up shirt, with a white collar and wearing a black and white polka-dot hat*
Zoot: Dcat, Leah, we got a problem.
Dcat: What’s Animal wearing and why?
Lips: That’s the problem! He came up with an idea for a skit and insisting we do it.
Animal: SKIT! SKIT!
Zoot: It’s identical to the Vitameatavegamin sketch from I Love Lucy, but Animal’s never seen I Love Lucy!
Lips: It’s an amazing coincidence really.
Leah: Wait, everyone’s seen or at least heard of I Love Lucy! Animal, haven’t you seen I Love Lucy?
Dcat: Well, don’t you watch television?
Zoot: Weird how someone who lives in a TV has never even watched TV.
Dcat: You’ve been missing out a lot of neat stuff over the last 60 years, Animal.
Dcat: Okay, we got to stop this.
Leah: I’ll go tell Noah to get his Rob Serling outfit.
Dcat: I’ll round up anyone in the TV world who’ll help.
Noah: My wha
Channel 0 Oneshots-Why we hate FacebookDcat: Hi everybody!
Pepe the King Prawn: No time for one shots now!
Noah: Why? What are you doing?
Pepe: Mike won’t leave me alone on Facebook!
Dcat: Oh man, Mike.
Pepe: I can’t delete him!
Dcat: Yeah, he’s so annoying.
Pepe: I hate Facebook!
Dcat: 10 Reasons why we hate Facebook. #1=babies.
*Mike has turned his profile picture into a baby*
Usopp: Oh man, Mike turned into a baby.
Luffy: How does he type?
Noah: #2=Here is a picture of what I just ate. We don’t care that you cooked ad ate almond crusted sturgeon, Mike.
Luffy: And I think it’s stupid that you took a picture of it.
Adam: #3=My mom is on Facebook too.
*Adam is on computer*
Adam: *to Pepe* Hey, Mike tagged you in a photo where you and he set fire to a building and you make him pee-pee on it.
Pepe: Curse you, Mom! You wanted to be friends on Facebook, and I can’t say, “No, I don’t want to be friends with my own mom” okay! See what happens, Facebook! See what happens when w
Channel 0 Oneshots-10 Weird things onlineDcat: Hey everybody! Today we’re going to do 10 things on the internet we don’t understand!
Noah: I don’t understand what we are doing.
Dcat: #10=Jim Carrey’s website. If you thought Jim Carrey was crazy before, go to www.jimcarrey.com .
Noah: What is this!?!
Dcat: Then click on the balloon.
*arrow key does so and bird carries camera away into the clouds*
Noah: Jim Carrey is naked!
Dcat: Then click on the snail.
*arrow key does so*
Snail: Is that grasshopper looking at me…
Noah: Make it stop!
Noah: #9=Nic Cage as everyone!
*Nic Cage's mouth on picture of Abraham Lincoln*
Nic Lincoln: No, not the bees! Not the bees! AHH!
Noah: This website is exactly what it says it is. Pictures of famous people also as Nicolas Cage.
Adam: I’m never visiting this corner of the internet ever again.
Kermit the Frog: #8=Instantcosby.com. If you need an immediate Bill Cosby fiz, this site’s for you.
Pepe the Kin Prawn: I don’t get it